Gold: ...Grown-up stuff. Don't say it at school.

"I don't go to school."

"That somehow makes it better and worse."

"Wherever it is you congregate with people around your age"

NOOOOOO

"My grandma kept me locked up in a mansion for 12 years, i've never hung out until just this year."

"AGAIN, BETTER AND WORSE."

chris hansen pops out

"Don't say it at school" is just my favorite parent response to 'kid asks about an NSFW word unprompted' thanks Bob's Burgers

LOL love me some good bobs burgers

"She left her dental dams in the dryer"
"what are dental dams?"
"DON'T SAY IT AT SCHOOL"

XD

OH BOY, THE ACTUAL WORST CHARACTER TO GET THIS TALK FROM

In hindsight, I probably should have seen this coming.

i regret nothing.

i hate this (i do not)

if webby ever tells anyone what she learned and from who, he won't be in the clinic again

He'll be in the graveyard

Webby no????

oh this is GREAT

That poor boy

lmfao i mean like...he's gonna tell her

obviously

oh i fully expect him to say it.

and we all die a little inside.

HEY IF EVERYONE ELSE IS A DAMN COWARD AND NOT WILLING TO TELL A KID ABOUT SEX THEN HE'S GOING TO

YOU'RE WELCOME

well there's talking about what happens when a daddy duck and a mommy duck love each other very much...

and then there's porn.

and goddammit i am laughing just typing this.

HAHAHHAA

I’m judging you both for this

I'd be shocked if you didn't.

i regret nothing

Omg webby....

I don't even go here and I am now invested.

the context -

Bakugo is recovering from injuries in a clinic.
Webby asked the local library for "the most popular books" so she could give him something to read.

One of them was Fifty Shades Of Gray.

WEBBY

OH GOD

The other was Twilight

Hm. Did overprotective Granny teach Webby about reproduction as part of her homeschooling, or did she hold back due to wanting to keep Webby safe and over-protected?

A COIN FLIP SHALL DECIDE HOW THE TAG GOES.

heads for giving a head's up, tails for duck-tales woo-o..

TAILS. WEBBY DOES NOT KNOW.

LOL WEBBY ABOUT TO GET HER FIRST SEX-ED CLASS (good).

I AM JUDGING YOU BOTH

tbh it's good she does this at the clinic, since it'll be professional

I said it already but it bears repeating

JUDGE THE COIN, IT'S THE COIN'S FAULT

Tyranno: ok, but it's safer for her to know and get the info in a controlled space by medical professionals who will treat her with kindness and respect.

/gestures to the various other characters in the game/ There are wayyyy worse people she could learn from.

Like Blitzo.

Oh I thought Bakugou is still doing it

He might pass the buck, and let's be real, I don't blame him XD

He could, but he'd give her the same info. He's...not a degenerate.

The important thing

is how funny we make it.

because thats the only way I can cleanse myself of these sins.

oh I didn't think he was, I just figured he'd be like. bad at it. But now that I think about it he'd probably not be

judgement rescinded

oh no you can still judge the hell out of us

Listen, there are worse ways Webby could learn

Tyranno: He'd be bad only in the sense that he's not the best at talking, but he's a very honest person. It's also canon that while harsh and strict, he's a really good teacher.

nod nod

good guy Katsuki

In other words, the situation is terrible, the people in it are not.

(The people who made the situation, i.e. me, definitely are terrible.)

Yeah, he's a good boy, he's gonna make sure she learns properly

YEAH, MEL, YOU CAUSED THIS

Bakugo, later on - "Ugh, that was uncomfortable. I'd give anything for a good distraction."
GREEN KNIGHT EVENT HAPPENS.
"......... fuck."

Katsuki: /calmly explaining the situation, handing her pamphlets

HAHAHA NO, he's like "thank god."

HE CAN HANDLE THIS WAY BETTER

Tyranno: honestly, he might offer sex-ed classes at the clinic, if they're not taught at the actual school.

nod

I am both accepting responsibility and at the same time

AHSHJCD

oh nooooo

the thread is actually going very well, lmfao

and while webby is gone, Bakugo looks through the rest of the books to see what else awaited him.

each and every single one is terrible

popular, yes. but terrible.

Katsuki about to kill the librarian that allowed this

lmao the green knight event ends, everyone mourns their losses

"... and he also killed the librarian."

bakugo pumps his fists HELL YEAH

bakugo does the whole "everyone jumps in celebration" ending from the street fighter movie