Who wrote that?

a staffer making poor choices

look you can either go 'hello fellow gays' or you can go for dog emails but you can't do both at once, pick a lane

They're probably into some stuff, let it bleed into their campaign emails when they thought no one would notice.

That staffer knows where the pup play outfitters is in their immediate area obviously.

nothing will ever beat out these, though, which i will share every time:

if i have to remember then so do you all

These are so unhinged...

i've said it before and i'll say it again: i do not normally call things cringe. most of the time, i think "this is cringe" is code for "i hate people having fun in ways i personally don't care about"

but this is cringe

i wouldn't call it cringe if i thought someone had genuine fun doing it!! but no, i'm positive this was a horrifically misguided calculated move to try to catch the attention of hip young internet folks

It reads like someone put it through some kind of like, gen z translator or you asked an AI to write a campaign add by a group of influencers

or like you asked your 16 year old to help you write a campaign fundraiser e-mail

Exactly.

I don't think I could even do that if I tried xD like HOW

it doesn't even sound like a real sixteen-year-old! a true child of the internet would be able to write a lovechild of lolcatz and dogespeak better than this

That's just a pup play email what the heck

oh no