i got absolutely nothing done yesterday which was p much expected but

we'll bang out some shit today while being jealous of all the people watching critrole live at the greek

i had an entire tag written and then my power flickered off and my computer shut down and i was like nooooo and then i rebooted and chrome restored and it saved the entire tag

that rollercoaster all to say god wanted me to post that dad joke

dean → geralt it was a very serious thread that could have been their first gay but instead

i have done this

and i feel a few regrets but here we are

omfg

dean...

let this be a sign to you all that i'm not worth doing shippy things with

you have all been warned

anyway we can fuckin wrap that thread there and move on with our lives

this is a lie and i have like 10,000 comments worth of proof

yes but you locked that community to hide our shame so do u really have any proof at all

ehehehe

lmfaooo

discontinued: i'll make it up to you i swear

i'll give u some very serious heart wrenching geralt-focused shit that will woo and warm ur heart

in fairness given everything they are...i feel like bonding over dying stupidly is p gay

HONESTLY THAT'S FAIR

extremely valid

BUT I'M ALSO SEATED FOR THE HEART WRENCHING I'll take gays in all forms

IT'LL BE GOOD i'll make u proud papa noa

Man I was putting a lot of feeling into this Kyle tag and the power went out again

Is this a punishment for not shitposting

Does god want me to be a sad clown

Wtf

8V

Great, apparently a tree fell on some power lines and practically the entire mountain is out of power until like 8 pm

Fucking rural bullshit

noooOOooo

rural life sucks, man

It really do

The no traffic low cost of living part is nice but the hokey pokey podunk bullshit sure ain't

ayyy okay it came back on

they always overshoot those estimates, i guess if u set the bar low u can vault it

jack → kyle

these gifs... their eyes are so red. did someone tell them how s15 ends, were they actually cryin'.

loool

jack → jerry & carmy

jack → lucifer lol

it's not a WORM its a PRINCIPAL

dean → julia

my cousins want me to run a d&d oneshot for them next weekend so i gotta prep... something

ooh my god i just remembered i prepped a pitcher of iced coffee past me is the best im so greeat

looking at this yennefer tag thinking

u know what else they have in common is a complicated relationship w having their own kids

but don't mind me

god him and sabine got so close to actually deciding to have kids one day once they figured out a singularity tether situation

and now that's just

wiped off the board entirely

weh

forgive me for my gremlinhood

lmao never

ShadowSpirits: question, for no particular reason, how strong would u say lucifer's mental wards are, is he psychically resistant or

he has extremely strong wards lol

they're usually only fucked if he's emotionally devastated

so if someone were to try and implant, like, the entire discography of the beatles as a memory that probably wouldn't work, is what ur saying

got it lmfao

the benefit of being an archangel and also mentally bonded to a very powerful psychic lmfao

lmao dean and geralt u nerds

if geralt comes to chill at their house more i look forward to cas watching this shit happen like i now see why everyone called me romantically dense

Yeah Lucifer's brain is also protected by Istredd's mental wards so

it's a fortress AS IT SHOULD BE

when will dean and geralt kiss, will it take another hundred years

they almost did in this thread but i play dean winchester and he'd rather be a sad idiot whenever given the choice

but... soon...

when the Moment is Right

i'm angry at u

me too

jack → yennefer don't write dai a novel-length tag challenge 2k24 has been a permanent failure every time

would it help if cas pulled a reverse nanaue and walk by offering an autistic PSA like "he wants to kiss you" and carry on watering his house plants in the next room

HAHAHAHAHHA

no lmfao

it's not that dean is unaware bc they definitely got it on in the au

lol nah the PSA was for geralt - dean wants to kiss u, geralt, he's bad at expressing wants

but nah he'll stay in his lane with his plants

listen

i invoke novel length tags theyre my life blood

truly u do man

Jack → MARCO'S CART TOURNAMENT open to thorne go nuts

how is there no prize you (Jack) conjure things

looool

LMF

I would play for that prize

honestly samee

I loved those things growing up

they're weirdly satisfying to play with

idk why this jack lucifer worm thing makes me a little sad

you took away a (not actually given) gift of his how dare you Jack

jack → cassian i wanted to include weird conversations with dead people hallucinations in a thread somewhere im sorry terra

ShadowSpirits: me imagining a hypothetical world where one day their cr is slightly better and jack gives the worm back

lmao giving meaning to such dumb shit

i love it

dean → samchester

dean → steve

aww julia checking on him that's soft

dean → julia

he's her pal

who she had sex with a lot in a dream lol

hahahahaha

but mostly her bud

dean → clarisse im picturing a very Bobby-like dynamic in play here and like honestly

that's the ending i wanted for him instead of. gestures. all that nonsense

but i won't go off on that tangent for the millionth time again

That is beautiful

omg I love the idea of him as her bobby

honestly just let him be bobby to the next generation of hunter youngins that's all i want

that's his retirement plan in abraxas now that he knows he's dead irl

i fully enjoy carmy and jack just not remembering each others names

high turnover rate service industry frazzled stress brain problems

the adventures of coffee guy and cake guy

one day dean's gonna call somebody an idjit and we're all gonna cry

that would be beautiful

i want that to happen.

lmao both of them knowing the face instantly but the name is gone

it's extremely handshake meme

You and I, [ voice a low, secret rumble between them, ] We belong here. Together.

oh my god this is the gayest shit u ever saw

jay why do u always do this to me, u hurt so much with ur beautiful gay feelings ugh

jesus christ

me over here crying and biting my fist like HE'S RIGHT THEY DO BELONG HERE TOGETHER

wails

these 2 flaming fruits, i love them

they're like. jane austen gay.

most ardently gay

LMAO

someone has to be conductor of the gay pain train

me sobbing choo choo

lfmao

they would do a good jane austen au tho u not wrong

honestly legit

castiel darcy

yes absolutely, awkward as shit boy with a crush like how does human woo, he is so spicy it compels me

h;l'hkl';kar;tl'g he is so spicy it compels me

pls

is that not destiel accurate, prove me wrong

no it is ur right

spicy/confused but fascinated, its my favorite