Toby Keith - Should've Been A Cowboy (Twangy Midwest...
i'm so conflicted about this cover. reverse yallternative. emo twang?

started on herbs in the greenhouse today, let's see if I immediately murder them

i also made a pitcher of iced coffee + a tray of coffee ice cubes and it made me feel like the most put-together human that has ever existed on the planet for a solid 5 minutes

the fair's in town so i'm gonna hit that tomorrow with the fam and probably won't exist, so ideally i'd like to bang my inbox out tonight before d&d

hella lemme know how they progress

I WILL

u will be the first to know if they sprout

those seeds are what we had on hand but im gonna grab some thyme, parsley, chives, and mint at some point

plant babies

i honestly miss being a lesbian plant witch. back in tucson I had this absolutely enormous monstera plant for years that i had to leave behind in the move

and some devil's ivy that was like four or five feet long

maybe next time i get a commission i'll spend it on replacing my monstera deliciosa

i still have the plant lamps that are just sitting around collecting dust

my grandfather's greenhouse is right outside my door so i really have no excuse for not just becoming a walking moss person

alright let's do tags

destiel // say don't go
gay

dean → jaskier it has been OVER TWO YEARS

and i have kept this notification in my email inbox this ENTIRE TIME waiting for the right thing to use it on

wanderlustlover i just wanted u to know he's using it to honor Jo

(i know ur busy and u have stuff going on i just thought u might like to know!!)

dean → nebula they have so much in common, sob

Dean "daddy's blunt little instrument" [to Virginia]
weh

dean → julia

dean → clarisse

im sure u know this but do not plant the mint into the ground...or with other plants, its a weed and will choke the life out of everything near it

YEAH i have seen mint memes lmfao believe it or not. cannot believe i received my plant education via memes but

they did their job i have been warned, it will exist in its own pot

LOL

it's been TWO YEARS?

2022-06-04 11:52 pm IT SURE FUCKING HAS

i'm gonna vomit

grips ur shoulder

i know man

i know

me fucking too

if someone asked me when that raffle was I would've say maybe like 8 months ago

I need to lie down

lmfaooooooo

NOPE HERE WE ARE MAN. HERE WE FUCKING ARE.

damn I was still funny two years ago

THIS IS VERY SWEET OF HIM

HE TAKES JASKIER'S MUSIC VERY SERIOUSLY he didn't wanna waste it on something dumb even if several times he has had the impulse

to spend it on like. a stupid fucking theme song for his hunting or a power balad on why he's awesome or a diss track about somebody

lmaoo

jack → yennefer listen

there's something that i find incredibly appealing and Good about like

asexual/platonic and heteroromantic love

i think it's very weird and intimate and sweet and soft and i just like it okay

loving/being in love with someone in a way that is not at all sexual and i feel like that's what they were

idk it's weird don't @ me.

i have feelings

he's one of the most demi/borderline ace characters i have seen in media and sex is just not what it's about for him usually but he loves very hard

i live for the time he accidentally threw the most perfect romantic date of all time for a chick and then when somebody pointed out it was romantic he started cursing himself out

if he keeps complimenting jaskier's cooking he might get a power ballad for free

LMAO

listen, he will, he just really loves... food. and people who make food. and homecooked meals.

he's so legit tho

jack → lucifer annoyemies

ALRIGHT i think that's all my game tags but if I owe u something i may have accidentally deleted the notif so give me a shout

i know i'm gonna do a nebula inbox thing but i kinda wanna see how their current thread shakes out a little more before i do

ShadowSpirits: OH I SEE well i stand by jack not knowing she exists because of who he is as a person and how little time he spends in the gardens

u may have accidentally deleted our tdm thread but im actually cool w/ letting that go since its just an intro thing and they have Shenanigans coming up soon

EM IM DYING OUT HERE

IM SO OBSESSED WITH THEM

discontinued: you're absolutely fucking right i fully did not realize but if we're gonna do that 3way thread with jack and jerry and carmy i think that'll be Good

disarmingly: ME TOO

I HAVE FEELINGS

yeah im 100% down w/ that option

IT'S JUST

IT'S VERY AMY

BUT DIFFERENT

BUT IT SCRATCHES A SIMILAR ITCH

IT'S JUST VERY GOOD

discontinued: is that a thing yet tho somebody ping me when you're ready for jack to bust in because I'm actually very Ready for it

i think carmy/jack/jerry is going to be extremely good lmfao

just

i know jack and jerry are not from as Normal a world as carmy but it's almost-normal, it's fake-normal, and i feel like the normal-stuff-going-weird potential is so high

IM NOT SURE ACTUALLY...i think jay wanted to hop in first w/ jerry but don't quote me on that

Wuzzafuzzle WHERE WE AT DAWG

HONESTLY i really feel it bc its jack and jerry are more like....carmy if he had a few years of experience w/ weird shit. but the bg is kind of the same

honestly like

if you put a void rift under The Bear and gave it a few years

Carmy and Jack would be very Same Hat

right i was gonna say...like if the bear hit season 15 and turned into riverdale....it'd be just a fine dining version of tales

(Richie and Jerry would also be same hat)

lmfao i really love this train of thought

im also thinking abt jack not knowing he's on a date/carmy having to ask 5 different ppl if claire is his gf

god

oh my god

that's so right

that's. that's exactly the vibe

pleease

face in hands

I will always bring Jay's NPC cat into things whenever I am able just like Rita trash pandaing

i love it lmfao

Lmfao void rift under the bear would make an excellent s3

YEAH, I was gonna have jerry basically just open the door and be like SUP MY NEW FRIENDS NEEDS NICOTINE DOR HIS ADDICTION, I BROUGHT CUPPIN CAKES

I’ve just been working and sleeping only the last 4 days but if you want to include that into your tag feel free to skip him

ITS ABSOLUTELY OKAY MY FRIEND u get ur sleepy sleepin

jack → kyle

he's not good at

people

or friendship

dean → clarisse

nooo, he did good at friendship

HES TRYING

jack → cassian

LMFAO

jack → yennefer

weh

CLOSER (Chnsmkrs ft Halsey) Pop Punk Cover! With Ale...
an absolute banger. god i love covers, i have a problem.

my grandfather has gotten way too hype about the plant thing and now he wants to go plant shopping with me before the fair tomorrow and it's very sweet

i think he doesn't really know how to Hashtag Bond with me since he's an old boomer/silent gen southern vietnam vet and i'm his weird goth lesbian oldest granddaughter and now he's latching onto Plants because he Does Farm Good lmao

it's extremely cute actually

weh

i actually am hurting even more knowing their next thread is going to be her.....leaving the castle.....

god that's so much right??? just

them having a Moment finally and then she's like

ok so also... bye

like a week later

ouch......

dean → nadine

yeah.... yeah.

jack → kyle

calling Viktor plankton's wife

is very funny 2 me

had to look it up

there he is

there he is

xtremely sexy

excuse me