Well. I was able to see with my $700 pair of glasses for a whole two days before falling in a gravel lot and scratching the hell out of one lens.
oh no 
i'm so sorry
i'm so sorry
Fffffuck D8
I think they might be able to make the replacement on the first try, at least.
At least everything else is just scrapes and soreness. I am going to go take a nap so I can switch back to the old pair without nausea.