Wow

IKR

I don't think I've starched anything since 1992.

Is there a story behind that?

Well, this one time, when a guy was having trouble getting it up, I reached for the starch...

A guy isn't getting it up? WHAT YOU MEAN? What are you starching, woman? His underpants?

hahaha

I said, "HOLD STILL!"

Next: the mangle (for Prue, not for Polly!)