now that i'm not completely in over my head with life stuff, we should work out zelda and dorf are going to find out about each other

what kind of vile shenanigans has he been up to since he arrived?

well considering absense in the past two weeks; mostly he's been gauging shit i think and trying to gain info. got tattoo. examined crabs. got a megamaki dragon to ride.

i was very excited for that approval as you can see

honestly it'd be funny if she literally recognized him in a crowd

just everyone normal size then BIG

I do but i'm not even here

fingerguns at anyway

mm hydration

OH MY GOD i love that

runedwriting: he's now surrounded by seawater he's very hydrated

i mean

once you get out the salt

can you ever really get all the salt out of him

no

no you cannot

it's why he eventually turns into jerky

anyways it would be hilarious if she just spotted him in a crowd lmao

also how would you feel about her hearing some rumors about him and his dragon?

i am fine with this

that someone tamed one of the bugsnax or w/e

the more outlandish the better tho lbr

I HEARD HE BEAT IT IN A STARING CONTEST

I HEARD HE BEAT IT IN AN ARM WRESTLE
IT HAS NO ARMS
WHICH MAKES IT ALL THE MORE IMPRESSIVE!!!

i heard he showed it the dance of his people and it immediately surrendered

omfg i love all of those

The hilarity that Turo just watched in pure ????? and fascination as he watched this man tame a Megamaki

.... Turo may have a sketch mid-battle in his notes notebook tbh

love it

A moment worth recording in more than just his memory tbh

taking notes

omg let zelda see that sketch

she'll scream

CACKLES

It can be done, he is letting her see the notebook already after all- easy to work it in /o/

CASUALLY STALKS THAT THREAD

hehehe

ganon > sherlock, sleep advice from the best man

https://escordvi.dreamwi... noting this here for later

also noting https://escordvi.dreamwi... this

i think other than catching up on what's already hit me those are the ones i'm looking at tagging out to

ganondorf gives sherlock holmes therapy, news at 11

kinda gives me vibes of "goodadviceganondorf" on Tumblr

alright another dorf>sherlock

dorf > diaqiang

whups typo in name whatever