This piece of shit was ducking process servers to dodge this indictment ever since it was announced, and taunted us saying if we couldn't indict him by tomorrow morning we'd have to drop charges
not just because it's Rudy, not just because it's MAGAts having their night forcibly ruined by the consequences of their own actions, but because this is literally the first time I can recall where I'm actually proud of my state's prosecutors
If you really want to avoid being served at a party, you shouldn't dodge the process servers to the point they have to find those public appearances to get to you.