Huh, this is the first year this has happened to me. I've gotten 5 or 6 emails from places I buy from about mothers day but assuming that I am a mother. Basically "Treat yoself" emails.
Is this what happens when you're 40?
i've always got them for: buy your mom someting!!
This is a lot of pressure to be the mom of an entire clothing company. 
"treat yourself to a hoodie"
they're not even on sale!
You're the whole company's mom and they won't even send you sales offers? Ungrateful brats.