oh. no.

cruel. charming. own sense of morality. backstabbing. can't turn down a challenge.

just my type.

I only play two types: sweet cinnamon rolls that could kill you and absolutely irredeemable scoundrels.

oh no

finished episode 1 and he's perfect. No notes.

boiled a man alive and then risked his life to save another.

but just as an aside... what is up with the cinematography in this show. There's like parts of it that are super blurry? Like the focal distance of the camera is wrong?

would he eat soup out of a can though

/outdated 'sydney's character choices' joke

you know... I think he would.

That joke still holds true!! out of all my characters I think... Maximilien wouldn't do that.

the robot.

hold on lemme do a rundown:

Pratt: yes
Maximilien: no
Yufei: yes
Blas Cap: yes
Imbros: no
the Alcohol Demon: he can't eat but if he could be would, counting this as a yes
Osiris: yes
Kuai Liang: yes
Angelo: nnooo?
Kabal: yes Variks: yes

scout: yes
sniper: yes
Genji: yes

so we have 3 soup out of a can holdouts!

Maximilien has standards

he truly does.

Maeve has to disappoint you, Max. She woild eat soup out of a can if she had to. Probably has