Alpacas found to be the only mammal to directly inse...

/steeples fingers

Porn writers, I wash my hands of you.

yeah i was gonna say

"x-ray smut artists of the world, take note"

That's a very good point I hadn't thought of them.

whenever anyone involved in porn talks about getting into the uterus or going through the cervix i want to cup their face in my hands and lean in and whisper "absolutely not you ignorant buffoon"

now I get to add "only if you have an alpaca's fibro-elastic phallus"

This research has done good for the world already

Instant practical application