(I have just nuked all the poison ivy sites in a six foot radius of the front door, but MAN IT'S FIDDLY)

poison ivy is the only thing I'll resort to roundup for

I use the brush strength stuff

I got a Stuff at the garden center that was like "only kills toxic weeds, leaves grass alone!" and then I got it home and read the full instructions that are "* also clover and violets and a lot of perfectly civilized wildflowers lol"

me: no you see I would like to ONLY kill the plants that are trying to kill me first

I need a spade. :|a and some dedicated jeans.

(and now I'm feeling itchy all over even though I am NEARLY POSITIVE I did not actually get any on me

thanks hypochondria)

I understand

GO YOU. so many pompoms

the poor hydrangea got left out in the sun and is looking queasy

so I want to get it planted asap

Some days I think my grandmother's tactic of nuking weeds growing in her brick patios was overkill, then someone reminds me poison ivy exists. Go Guin! I hope you get less itchy later.

....nuking weeds with bleach. Look at me, forgetting whole words