"enjoy two degrees of separation from a major media executive" isn't how I thought Thursday would go now, if they could just get around to hiring Kevin Bacon, we'll be in business

Not like I know the guy personally or anything, but it's still weird as hell to see something come across your timeline from someone you regularly interact with going "hey so my buddy and his friends did that one thing everyone's drunkenly bullshitted at one point and bought a company for the lols"

It'd be like if one of you guys suddenly made a plurk like "everyone congratulate my friend, they just bought the Yankees"

At least it's very on-brand for the Onion?

Considering they named their firm as a reference to The Onion (the company name is "Global Tetrahedron"), it's definitely on-brand