meteor needs a job and contract soon if anyone wants to thread. he is a silly and adorable wild man who would make the best house husbandedited; he's a dominant
What’s his designation?
dominant
Eps can't help with jobs but she'd like what she sees
pineapplesoda: he's like mid 20ish? but probably would act more like a dad just wanting to take care of anyone who needs it. he just wants to cook and feed people
yes someone please contract with the himbo
She's like 19 ish - definitely young, but she'll never say no to free food.
pineapplesoda: I'm probably gonna make him be like 29 if I HAVE to pick an age
but he's a weirdo and would love to help take care of eps
also he doesn't care about age much unless like they are a legit child
his world has elezen(elves), miqo'te (cat people) and au ra (dragon people) among other races and ages vary in all so
people in eorzea are seen as of age at 16 in general too like in sharlayan
and all the races are different
fantasy world shenanigans
he's so beefy
max beef
I haven't had a chance to respond yet what is the wave box or whatever he's talking about LOL
a microwave xD
he's learning tech still >_>
HA!
/finally looks at all the pics
hello sir~
jelmling: he's been a samurai too
LOL WELL TOMOE IS ON THE MARKET AGAIN, SO....
Although she was still contacted at the time of their conversation pfff
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood - Official Cinematic S...
he's both the monk and the samurai in this
BEWARE CONTACTING WITH TOMOE UNLESS YOU WANT TO DISAPPEAR or become a sub, because that's happened too.
meteor is way too attractive
she'll like a black widow for contracts XD D
nahh I plan to keep him
Climb him like a tree~
karmacitadel: please
he's not that tall tho
He’s a rock wall. XD
XD I believe the phrase we want here is "brick house"? XDDDD
yes
/watches video
(how tall is he? I'm always curious because Tomoe is bitty XD)
HOLY SHIT BATTOUJUTSU IT'S MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEE
5'9
lmao, sorry I geek out anytime i see the battoujutsu stance XD;
Yeah they went very samurai meme with him xD
pffffff
like very tropy
but meteor hasn't LEARNED samurai yet in duplicity. that doesn't mean he doesn't have it in him to learn tho!
XD WELL she knows jack about swordplay, she just married a swordsman hahaha
he needs to take on some blacksmithing
also he has a pet chocobo that travels with him until it gets too big, right now it's a Lil baby
baby!
how big is it?
DONT YOU DARE EAT HIS BABY CHOCOBO
BIRB IS ALL HE HAS FROM HIS DEAD LOVER
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH NO IT'S CUTE D8
he's just a baby
but he's gonna grow and be gigantic
XD
his dead lover and the chocobo he has
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it was given to him grown in his world, but it de-aged in duplicity and is now a baby chick. he's named it birb
dksjfhLKDSAJGHk;wjsdhg
a-aaaaaawe
hermes has a female chocobo that when they are older he plans to breed and start selling chocobo pet eggs
!
and maybe eggs to eat if they aren't fertilized
:| how big is a chocobo egg...?
/imagining a fooball lmao
I'd say ostrich egg sized
ha XD
one egg can feed a family of four
or a meteor and someone else xD
good luck getting hermes to give away those eggs LMFLDMSG
the unfertilized ones??? hermes they will go bad and smell bad
pffffffffff
you're gonna throw them out if they don't get used anyway!
do you want the place to smell like rotten chocobo eggs???
he'll eat them...
feed them to the ketos
why not sell them then???? or meteor can use them in recipes xD
SilverGrimalkin LOL YOU'RE FINE BB XDDDD it's all part of ~the curse~ pffffffff
It's just going to be a running gag now XDDD
lol