ev
hates
P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R
P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K P L U R K
ev
hates
Plurk
ev
hates
Pluuuuuuuurk
ev
wishes
Plurk could suck her hairy balls right now
ev
needs
Plural to shave his assss
ev
has
To write that again cos she wrote plural-2x plural, I already fuckin hate 1....bring me 2 and I'll batter them unrecognisable lol
ev
sells
Plurk to Elon musk ass toilet paper to wipe his hairy shit butt with....
ev
shares
all the 0.98c profit made from selling Plurk as T.P to EM and we all sit around the empty egg shell that I bought for 99c...I am now 2c in debt
ev
is
Number illiterate and can't count...98c + 1c = 99c I am not happier that I am only in debt of 0.01c...FTW
ev
is
*NOW
ev
wants
to share all the secrets she knows bcos she knows that this platform is as popular and visited as much as a sunken shipwreck 200m below sea...so, where to begin?
ev
wonders
...
ev
thinks
....
ev
feels
.....
ev
needs
.....
ev
says
.....be patient, the secret crypt will unearth its darkest tales in good time...
ev
plays
The waiting game. To everyone who wants some juicy shit to be spilt, you all need to show your support for me so in any way you know how: show me some love!!
ev
will
Slowly get the list of secrets up, one by one or a few at a time...initially just very standard secrets...then finally ending in a climatic exposure of a very private secret someone shared of which is offensive and illegal. Stay tuned.