Also yes. Blitzo just "yeah of course there's a sentient noodle that can't grammar that Red knows, that tracks."

What Blitzo will think Noodle Boy and Dragon Horse Girl look like, and probably doodle (I can kinda doodle like him)

alwaysterrible said doodle might end up left at the forge at some point while he's working ngl

Also the deep urge to ask Luci who the fuck he is because ducks?? Only text?? Whomst??

What's really funny is the dragon horse actually is not a terrible rendition of Mei's motorcycle

Red Son will laugh at the picture and might actually put it somewhere as a mood lifter

The real whiplash

The tsundere nonsense

The oh no, he actually really likes him and was happ...

Red Son listened to Bitzo talk about his contract with Stolas and was just 'ah yes, the Same Hat'

oh blitz

He's. A mess.

A big mess

I don't think anyone in all of Hell isn't a mess somehow tbh

True

gold: yeah...you're all kinda messy bitches in one way or another

They're all so weirdly human after all

Also SORRY LUCIFER, he does not think a Deadly Sin/Fallen Angel was possible to snag like this

I can hear Stolas hyperventilating from here lmao

Gold: [popcorn]

Welcome to the mystery that's been living rent free in my head for months

WE MAY. ACTUALLY GET THE ANSWER SOONISH.

Maybe

For what the fuck is MK actually because his power progression makes no sense and they have acknowledged it, so now we're in 'this isn't wave away shounen territory' anymore

Also hilarious in Red Son doesn't even KNOW about the monkey form yet

It's ok Red Son, you can scream incoherently later

Its true

....I am so sorry Blitz for the trail that Red Son might be leading Stolas down

ZoanTanis I'M SORRY IF RED SON GETS TO COURTNAPPING

LMFAO

Sometimes demons are just born in hell and are more prone to violence I guess

Sometimes demons be possessive animalistic gremlins like Red Son and that involves kidnapping the person you like to prove you can provide and protect for them

LMK does not explore romance, but the fans sure do and boy the courting rituals are FUN

also yes, "Silver Sirens" is "Golden Girls" expy

Cute

Oh Boy. BE PREPARED FOR ALL THE BLANK STARES. Cause.. Courting....? Uh... o.o Arranged marriage, hello? He's never don'e that before o.0 He can flirt. That's... about it.

...I'm so sorry Blitz

Red Son over here like

They're not THAT different of demons? They're animalistic. Surely its Close Enough.

At least the first half is like

Normal stuff

and Blitzo doesn't... know them either really? considering his relationships have consisted of.... "Succubus Popstar Who's A Biiiiitch" and... ill advised one night stands, and that one time he had feelings and then everything caught on fire.

So much fire

Maybe they'll be lucky and figure it out with the gifts and compliments and showing off and before Red Son recommends the kidnapping stage

the white isn't just natural imp skin patterning

(Or do and Blitzo can be Very Confused)

So much white on that poor, poor boy

which he's... not as bothered by outside of significant temperature changes

(i've also consulted with a friend who has... similar scarring about it)

also sorry i'm.... having trouble brain-wrapping the weapon visually a little.

FAIR

mostly it's just the last bit lol

The last form is more like the actual farm equipment scythe

ahhhh ok

and chain

now i get it!

my brain was just "HANDLE????????"

And then short and long is just like....short stick and long stick

Yes

There were Many Stages

Red Son likes transforming weapons

He is So Bored and wants the Challenge

lmao super fair

really if we ever get a Millie, Blitzo is going to throw her at him and go "This is my non-firearms expert, please make her entire existence and let her play with shit."

Time for someone else to test out all the balances for new designs

All the shiny weapons

Sometimes people get free fancy looking weapons because he gets Artsy to avoid bored over an Order

blitzo knows he's not as good as her with melee weapons or straight brawling.

just like he knows he's not as good at the technical side of firearms as Moxxie

but he's very good at mixed ranged/melee bullshit and using enviroment

they are, in fact, a very good team if a bunch of fuckin' dipshits

Its very true

Them against the demon hunters was so fun

Also why I thought he might like the scythe, scythe allows for a lot of environmental nonsense because there is much hooking around things

yesss just, showing their Competency

They're real good at killing

also just... blitzo in the warehouse with fizz

that critter's spacial awareness and the.... it's actually a kind of weirdly advanced geometry and shit

He's got the good math skills intuition

could he write it out? nope.

not on his or anyone else's life

he's just that guy who can eyeball a distance within a couple fractions of an inch/foot or so proportionally

A powerful skill honestly

alwaysterrible: I used my braincell for the "ad" that Blitzo would probably do because he did offer.

The immediate dumb jingle I made up:
"Weapons galore come and see
At reasonable prices for you and me
You'll be in awe
With flame and claw!!!"

omg

I think its cute

And that could be a very cool design for a sign =P

=O*