Malthaussen
6 months ago
An irreverent parody:
Malthaussen
6 months ago
I shot an arrow into the air
Where it fell, I do not care.
Perhaps it put out someone's eye
As it tumbled from the sky.
If it did, I am not liable
For it tells us in the Bible:
Acts of God are no-one's fault;
If it hit you, Deus Vult.
dkronfeld
6 months ago
(applause)
dkronfeld
6 months ago
Though I'm not so sure that the Bible indemnifies God as much as I'm certain that my insurance policies do.
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Malthaussen
6 months ago
Yeah, that was poetic license. Which I've always interpreted as a license to kill.
dkronfeld
6 months ago
License to quill...