If you think about it too hard it means you probably belong there or something

Hell is SO BONKERS

Also SORRY RED SON YOU LOOK VERY VERY HUMAN

That's his secret, its on purpose

(Fanart says Red Son with bull traits and JTTW is full of shapeshifters and LMK does too SO I SAY YES)

I am all for Malliable Bodies okay

It is Very Fun

What's really hilarious is canon has basically confirmed Red Son is a snack in a round about way

Because canon says he could be mistaken for Tang and Tang looks like Tripitaka who in JttW was kidnapped for A: Demons wanted to eat him for immortality or B: Any Type Of Female Says He's Fuck AF And Want To Marry Him

Also more hilarious ways Red Son is like Charlie.

Yessss also Blitzo is a weird litmus test for if someone is hot or not in hell.

He has no standards except bring named Dennis

A fair assessment

Please understand

Princess Iron Fan is a monsterfucker

I mean, I watched a little. And YEAH SHE IS

I am genuinely surprised Red Son does not have a rainbow of siblings

I mean, DBK WAS sealed for at least half of their marriage

Unclear how long their courtship was

Probably enjoyed their honeymoon for a century or two and then they had Red Son who started setting fire to the world so they kind of had to deal with that

I imagine his only child status will change within a few centuries

Still

Those two fuck

THOSE TWO FUCK SO MUCH

Everyone agrees. No one else in LMK may be fucking, BUT THOSE TWO

Absolutely

He could use some little siblings to teach/terrorize

Absolutely

He'd be in a tizzy

Just. Probably the first question upon learning more about them "How the fuck are you an onlu child?"

pegging

I mean

Yes

Red Son: Immortals have low fertility rates.

Majestic Logic right there: good dad + owns books = can't be an idiot

Counterpoint = The books makes it harder to notice the idiocy so it ends up being Even Worse

Red Son is absolutely The Smartest One in his canon barring Enlightenment Master Types

He is also SO BAD at social interactions and scripts for them so hard

They're Both Idiots In Different Directions, Your Honor

They really are

Red has earned one (1) degree of trust via not being a bastard

Its hilarious how often that happens and Red Son would hiss about it