Am I any of these? (optional, I'll try to see if you are any of these.) 
I'd say I might be triceramisu except change "sleeps 10 hours a week" to "sleeps 60-70 hours a week."
Croissanatee
hehe
Napping anywhere isn't wrong, either, exactly. There are some places I can't nap, but if I"m comfy somewhere, I can nap there.