starting with the oraoraora underclothes

they really jump out lmfao

let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine. I mean two sets of testicles, so divine. ate opponent's brains and invented cocaine. he's coming he's coming he's coming

referring to this obviously

oh gappy has the REAL autism huh

YASUHO IS ENCOUNTERING SO MANY NAKED PEOPLE TODAY

me: SBR is NC-17
jojolion: hold my beer

welcome to yasuho keeps having a bad time forever,

Oh no.... The pink ladies can't catch a break

I finished reading SBR earlier today and Lucy truly Endured

its wild not even being the jobro frees her from this curse

Kira's nonsequiter hatred of surfers???

although I definitely hate this particular one

looks like our protagonist is a ball burglar

this guy really did get to be named after the dog.... Josuke....

very well. I expect the petplay content on my desk by monday

(this is a joke)

reading Jojolion and saying "boy, that doesn't seem right" about every 5 minutes

I wonder if Araki is even capable of designing a girl without a pink color palette anymore?

there are a lot of them lately!

I guess Hato isn't pink though

what the hell is Daiya's problem omg

The relevant question in psychiatry shouldn’t be wha... me @ daiya

seams...

this tree... since it was at Joshu's house, I thought all those markings on it were gonna be Joshu marking it for Yasuho

He didn't simp hard enough smh

I'm disappointed in him

.... but if this is Joshu randomly molesting her in the pit I shall regret my words and my deeds

WHATS WITH THE JUMP CUT???

that person who was in there was NOT this toddler

so we are just gonna ignore that huh

wow this chapter is just the worst :'D

the undershirt....

aww, was Tsurugi luring Yasuho away from his murder attempt on Josuke. I guess that...... slightly makes up for his weirdness at her

Joshu is on cracking ice though

I'm glad Josuke doesn't trust the dad, I don't trust him either

I'm also just kind of ??? at them raising the boys as girls until 12 to ward the curse... if they all are already talking about age 10 as the definitive age this happens then why do they continue the tradition as if they have any hope it will at least put it off until 12 or 13 or whatever

I guess traditions are just like that lol

tsurugi at least is a tragic case of Kids Dont Understand Consequences

joshu gets zero passes

local sailor boi attempts to waterboard man, accidental homicide

he got really extra with it

he is shaking hands with Joseph finding out about the pillar men

JOSUKE YOU DOPE... you saw the funky fruit and you just let it go LOL if I was Tsurugi I'd kill you in your sleep

and yasuho just has some for some reason

it kinda looks like dragonfruit

turns out to break the curse you just needed to go to vietnam

are they pillar men descendents tho... Many questions

King Nothing really is an apt title for such a nothing stand that Norisuke has though

Like

Get a dog

ok thank god it can actually do something more than just "tracking scents" lmfao

THE STINK EYE THEY GAVE THIS KID

send this to one of those anime food youtube channels

JOBIN COMES BACK AND HE WAS IN VIETNAM,,,

everyone is saved

god damn it Jobin you bought the wrong fruit

wait that's not even a fruit it's a bug

very specific denial

my suspicions compound. Has Tsurugi witnessed another parent beating their kids

I still want to know where Daiya's desperation for love came from. jiiiiiii at Norisuke and Mitsuba

someone buy Jobin a copy of Pokemon

is it bad that when it looked like Josuke's beetle was gonna get decapitated, my first thought was "Well, that's ONE way to take care of your problem of not wanting to raise this"

Jobin is such as silly guy... I like him

shame about the animal cruelty tho

but it would be silly of me to draw the line there considering my other faves

the rock humans really are like the diet coke of pillar men

Aisho seems like a good guy, too bad he is hung up on Yotsuyu The Molester

araki you have GOT to stop sexualizing Yasuho and Tsurugi's dynamic

its so gross on so many levels

oooh. .... the mesh used to be the only thing he wore lmfao

KUJO JOSEFUMI......

lol this panel pointing out that dogs don't take interest in rock human scents for people like me who think Norisuke is useless

ALL ROCK HUMANS ARE ALLERGIC TO MANGOS.... lmfao I wonder what symptoms they have. Can you kill them with one

If they never do that despite working in a fruit shop I'm going to be disappointed

I think Norisuke should kill a rock human totally on accident after making a mango parfait

Yukako's counterpart is great. I love her and this should be a reaction image

slides in like Yeah rock people are just revamped pillarmen fjfhdhdhd
less godly more peopley

They're just cryptids. It's cool

DRAIN PARTY!!! GET FLUSHED JOSHU

no fuckin way

helloooooooo

did Joshu reblog one of those tumblr posts like the money cat

more like ona them 'send this to ten people or u die' mails-

ALSO AU KIRA'S USE OF SHEER HEART ATTACK IS INSPIRED MAN,

It's so much

honestly all of AU Kira is '!!!!'
i love him,
i love both these boys,
they made such a weird lad,

What confuses me is, did the surfer dude plant ALL of the serial killer like stuff in Kira's room, or does he still collect his nails and have hand paraphernalia? Everyone just said that Kira himself had beautiful hands lol and also the photos were the only thing that don't match Kira's MO so I was surprised there was so much in there that did

ITS POSSIBLE THE NAILS AND HANDS ARE JUST KIRAS THING STILL
which is actually very funny, like

the implications that if kira had holly for a mom he'd be That Way but at least not a serial murderer,

I mean I 100% believe that ... Araki said he originally gave Kira an abusiveom and then took it out bc he didn't want him to be too sympathetic, but I feel that he still left all of the symptoms in, so when I rp him I include it to my personal hc

*abusive mom

yeah,

not Joshu sexually harrassing his mom. I'm so tired

why are so many higashikatas so incestual

Jobin continues to be just the funniest guy though

oooomg this part slaps

this guy kinda rules too

legitimately just saving his meringue recipe

does living on a ski lift make him the counterpart to the pylon guy in part 4

strawb

Rai's stand is kind of Stone Free adjacent

ITS CALLED DOGGYSTYLE ?

ALSO STONE FREE?

funni rai doodle

always save rock human bio just in case

"in case of what?" in case.

I LOVE HOW JOBIN IS HYPE FOR MITSUBA'S STUPID ROCK NOSE....

thats romance baybee

what is with this guy

ah, reusing this part of stocean

then again this was in SDC too lol

Jobin and Mitsuba... stone cold

Caato continues to be THE coolest

Well almost all of my favorites are dead now. I would say all but Lucy is here for some reason

Even more of my favorites are dead now. I would say all but Joseph Joestar is here for some reason

I was going to reply to this like "old Joseph??? No. Old Lucy" but also old Joseph now. Ok

nope. Random Morioh AU Joseph

I barely know him but I had to say it for the bit

Rina??? Help the layers of this

Anyway.... it's over now! Huh

I'm a little confused by all the stuff that happened after they beat the big bad and whether it's supposed to mean anything, but it's probably just there to be spooky. And maybe they'll bring rock organisms back. Honestly I would have preferred to go into this unspoiled on who the bad guy was maybe

But I've seen him pop up in a lot of All Jojo Villain Polls or whatever

They were trying to be a little subtle about him in the story which is kind of rare for a Jojo villain

Maybe it would be obvious anyway since they introduced him SO late, but

I dont know I respect the effort LOL

But I like how Gappy couldn't attack without Yasuho's help and they let Caato of all people finish him off. I did not see that coming and I loved it lol

CAATO RISE

homestuck is back (her stand is basically sylladex)

jobin

HANDCLASPS
If they had introduced our villain Much earlier and let him just cook in the BG man

LIKE

It felt obvious that it was him but that was only because there was no more competition for him at that point yknow?

anyway dream team for a necessary end blow had me like yesssssss

that was sooo good

but yeah he should have been cookin in the bg for sure

that would have been so interesting to see

I suspect his character was kind of asspulled at the exact moment araki realized he had to wrap it up with a big bad eventually

otherwise why would you not

but he still had a good concept, so I like him lol

anyway I'm excited to finish cause now I can read Jojolands

I can be caught up!

he was in the flow of calamity

you know, for a moment I wondered if this random ass completely unexplained molestation scene was actually Toru. But no... he has his blue suede shoes

then again Yotsuyu who I assumed was the culprit doesn't exactly have the same kind of shoes either

hmm... Yotsuyu wears gloves and Toru doesn't ... maybe I was right?

It would at least make that crap make sense. And then I wouldn't have to judge Yotsuyu likers

(I don't actually judge people for their taste in characters but I certainly was a Yotsuyu hater based on this lol)

Then again I can't put it past a Jojo villian to be like that for no reason either

Yotsuyu certainly went on to attack her in a bunch of other ways too so .... mmmmm

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow it really was that fuckin bad
[Me desperately trying to find a silver lining] ear nibble...

nibble

Also this is more rock human biology but it is like actual comic pages so I'm just going to link the starting point cause it sure is a lot

tldr raised by wasps

or rather parasitize them. w/e

the rock human life cycle is So Wild

yeah this is the real reason why I'm saving all their info cause all of it is so weird lol