Helluva Bix
6 months ago
chatter in general but also... Dear Self: Elphaba is only technically less of a disaster than Blitzo bringing her in as a second character is a fascinating thought
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Helluva Bix
6 months ago
The (Stage) Musical version that is.
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
My other thought is Urianger because I am... Basic
Jaq
6 months ago
Gold: [immediately triggered]
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Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Okay but the hilarity of her being Actually Nice
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Just... Poorly Socialized
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
(and hitting him with a broom and then immediately apologizing because OH YOU ARENT ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL HER OR WHATEVER)
Jaq
6 months ago
As with Disney Belle and his understanding of pop culture he knows it's not her. He knows. But he is also suddenly having to be reminded to actually deal with his trauma
Jaq
6 months ago
You are cool Elphaba but just know there is another version of you that if she shows up here is just gonna get murdered over and over
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Okay but if you tell her, she'd probably help
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Or at least not stop until the like. 20th time.
Jaq
6 months ago
Gold is very for team!We Do Vengeance Inigo Montoya Style, not team!standard vengeance is bad-storyline
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Elphaba is team "There's a line somewhere where you stop getting justified vengeance and are just as bad, sometimes ignoring someone is better revenge than murdering them Again"
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
But also How Dare That Bitch Ruin Her Name Further
Jaq
6 months ago
Gold: I'll stop when my son stops being dead or she starts staying dead.
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Elphaba: ....wow I wish my father cared even a fraction of that much.
Jaq
6 months ago
Gold: [I'm sure she does too] You have my sympathies and my empathy.
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Elphaba: .......okay what do you want? Nobody is nice without wanting something from me.
Jaq
6 months ago
Gold: [Oh that's a mood.] I would be more up front if I wanted something.
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Elphaba: ...fine. well. Good. I'm not helping people anymore anyway. I'm going to the library.
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
...yeah I think I'll toss her up on the TDM next round lol
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Last time I had her in a game she.... Ended up accidentally married to Zaknafien from the Drizz't series
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
And also a Fairy Godmother.
Jaq
6 months ago
not bad
Jaq
6 months ago
god I love the chaos of cross-canon shipping I can't
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Oh it was because of very.... Dramatic Reasons. Drizz't got arrested for Bullshit Reasons and she pretended to be his Step-Mother to get him out of jail and the lie got out of control
Jaq
6 months ago
fabulous XD
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
She then hit Jarlaxle with her broom for showing up because Drow
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
But yeah Elphaba would probably be Genuinely Offended at ouat-wicked witch
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
~~and slowly adopt God as Father Figure. He's Statistically Better than both the guy who raised her and the Wizard~~
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
*gold
Jaq
6 months ago
If SOMEONE had just done THAT there wouldn't even be a problem
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
HES A GREAT FAIRY GODUNCLE
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Tbh I fell off of watching during the.... It was either during the Oz bit and I came back for Frozen or the other way around.
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Or first fell off during the Belle Stuff and kinda checked back in during those
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
I remember giving a Costuming Care about Elsa
Jaq
6 months ago
Elsa's costuming pissed me off
Jaq
6 months ago
well, that season was really when the costuming suddenly took a drop in quality
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Y e a h
Jaq
6 months ago
but Disney was so adamant about the Frozen characters being direct copies of the original property that Elsa's costuming was pretty much "Hot Topic Brand Recreation"
Jaq
6 months ago
Spirit Halloween Special
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Honestly the eternal Disney Meddling with Frozen in general has ruined any crossover it's in (LOOKING AT YOU KINGDOM HEARTS)
Jaq
6 months ago
that said, Anna was so perfectly spot on in character that she was a bright spot in an overly rushed plot that did nothing but make me angry
Jaq
6 months ago
but I dropped off shortly after because I gave up on this show NOT giving me anxiety attacks every week worrying how they were gonna screw things up next
Jaq
6 months ago
but the Oz plot has some good key character moments despite me having a LOT OF PROBLEMS with it
Jaq
6 months ago
including a Back to the Future style finale that in any other season I would have loved
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
This is why we have Fanfic
Jaq
6 months ago
yeah the series I have been working on since 2021 would ignore everything after Neverland were it not for the fact that I needed Gold getting kicked out of storybrooke at the end of the Frozen story as a canon point
Jaq
6 months ago
everything established as canon after that point I am ignoring and rewriting
Jaq
6 months ago
...when we actually get back to Storybrooke. It's a crossover with The Stand because the 2020 miniseries uses the Storybrooke set/location as a stand-in for Ogunquit, Maine
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
Yes good.
Jaq
6 months ago
Gold does not like Stephen King Land
Jaq
6 months ago
but he also wound up displacing on some weird teenager and getting too involved with things that don't involve him finding a way home
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
It's awful being a teenager again.
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
she has two modes (now that i am at my desktop)
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
https://67.media.tumblr.com/60cf9762353e0dfc1878a8ba14e640e1/tumblr_o6h5s4859P1t2vv2no1_500.gif
Helluva Bix
6 months ago
https://25.media.tumblr.com/1291a24b6aa751532e0f8d4f583e0c96/tumblr_n1z9b0vqO31rbfrn1o2_250.gif
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