Shoka: ok i am NOT doing that
Shoka: .........
Shoka netpost: hey if any of you freak losers have any dead birds lying around hmu

she may be a cat but she CANNOT kill these birds herself......😭😭

"Shoka it's 4 in the morning. why are you making meaty bird sludge?" "because i've lost control of my life"

set her cafe cats loose in a yard........

NO!!!!!!!

SHE CANT HUNT FOR HERSELF THEY CAN HELP!!!

Jonathan: /has to shake the paws of 30 cute dogs
Shoka: /consume bird sludge

Sometimes you win some, sometimes....

Shoka's secret bird interest taking control of her body: B-BUT THE NATIVE RYSLIG BIRD POPULATION!!!!!

but yes we left that part flexible. one of the old quests i got did require bird murder (burder)

shoka becomes the leading voice for instituting the ryslig migratory bird act

at least it will taste like chicken........😔

but she can hit up farms instead if she wants

kJ:FKLH

Shoka: this meaty sludge ain't shi--
Shoka:

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the shitposting potential for this quest.....immaculate

where does one get a pot of pure silver............

Shoka netpost: unrelated question. any of you freak losers have a pot of pure silver a horsegirl can borrow

....wait i'm dumb as hell i guess silver pots...mmmight be common in Ryslig....?

stay tuned for my RIVETING open post where Shoka goes shopping for a fancy ass pot and gags at the price tags

I’m trying to figure out if Harry would be aghast or not because like...he’s a bird

But like I’m sure he’s eaten wild birds since he’s been here but is that inherently ok because he’s a bird?

Honestly I think he'll just be like 'ew :/'

It’s a yucky one

point: birds eat other birds all the time

valid in cannibaltown for birds to eat birds

he has a tummy mouth that eats live things and he flies a lot so birds would be a convenient snack

oh my god

😭 like some horrible living jet engine

help. that reminds me once i pointed out some canada geese to a man and his mother and his mother was like "are those the ones that get sucked into jet engines?" and i was like ".........well, not all the time"

(i was out birding at the time)

OH MY GOD???

They do other things too

THEY DO OTHER THINGS TOO!!

THEY DO.

That’s like pointing at a human and going aren’t those the guys who step on rakes and get hit in the face

HAHAHA

Goose. Pigeon. Chicken. Starling. THERE YOU GO. No harm done to local wildlife c:

what about the harm done to SHOKA'S ALREADY FRAGILE MENTAL HEALTH

all of those birds could have been alternate internet guises for her....YOU DON'T KNOW

god. imagine if her internet handle in TWEWY had been Goose

(Rindo voice) Goose-san...

It’s a wonderful day in Shibuya and you are a terrible goose

it would fit the hanafuda theming.....there is a card for geese 😭

kLFJ:LK:JLKH

i am actually curious to know if Ryslig has any messed up bird species uniquely native to it (...excluding harpies)......Shoka WILL make that migratory bird act

her and Ryslig harpies:

i imagine the migratory bird patterns are very limited to the continent LMFAO

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