"Denise you don't drink alcohol and know like nothing about alcohol how are you going to play the god of alcohol?" you may be asking

but you've overlooked the fact that I know a LOT about theatre

which he is also the god of

also: how on earth was the username "vineleaves" not taken already????????????

oh no I already made a mistake because I'm a dumb dumb

guess I'll go jump off a cliff now

nooooo

girl the number of times i have been unable to edit is ridiculous

I'm so dumb tho

of COURSE heracles is his brother not cousin

how could I be so foolish

IT'S FINE

goodbye cruel world

YOU'RE NOT GETTING GRADED

ON YOUR PRETENDY FUN TIMES

it's fine I knew more about mythology than my high school mythology class teacher so

SHE was a full on dumb dumb for real for real