livio is so. his lack of braincells really shows sometimes
i can't stand him [affectionate]
jskdalfnds. Klaus is like, "I AM GONNA BEAT SELF LOVE INTO EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WHILE NEVER LOOKING MY OWN SELF LOATHING IN THE FACE IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO"
good fucking luck with livio
klaus about to be real fucking disappointed
Klaus figures they have nothing but time
NOTHING BUT TIME GDI
honestly it's FUCKING HILARIOUS watching the circle of klaus, dolph, and livio be like "you're great. fuck me though"
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lmfaoo
Every last one of them good at telling the others how good they are...but try to make them talk nice about themselves....
THE END IS NIGH
Actually, no. Klaus can talk nice about physical things that are good about himself
Can only compliment his looks and his hair
klaus is bangin
sorry livio is solidly in the I Hate My Mind AND My Body camp
sdjkafn. Marina is suddenly glad she's not here in this group because she'd be like, "You're all stupid and annoying and I wish you would SHUT UP."
haha
"All boo hoo. Woe is me. Woe is my life. My actions were bad. I'm gonna cry about it till I die. Jesus."
She's mean
That's why they get Klaus
Klaus will hug them and squish their faces and whisper sweet things to them
dkdbdkdb literally
They get stuck somewhere sometime and have a sleepover and it's just Klaus wrapped up in blankets whispering nice things to them and telling very bad jokes and stories
dolph just lets the blankets smother him
LOL
What? You DON'T wanna here about that time Klaus got chocolate stuck on his ass and waxed his asshole with it?
he's done, he's ready
Highschool AU where they're stuck in the school after hours and Klaus has drugs, snacks, and somehow a karaoke machine for no discernable reason
Klaus is Aly Sheedy in the Breakfast Club
livio listening to the chocolate butthole story like "this is it. this is my punishment for making them cry within one minute of meeting"
jkdslafnejkfn
You're right. This is your punishment
You thought the crying was your punishment, but now it's this
TikTok · The Umbrella Academy Audios
augh my headphones are elsewhere i have to wait
oh man i meant to watch the vines you posted too
fml
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I believe in you