random? how come?

A what?

i don't know. a magazine told me in order to be a perfect version of myself I have to decide what I want in the here and now

and that's what i've decided haha

if you can get thai brides you can probably get thai husbands, some good deals too online

plus i like romance

so people can crawl up you the the bedroom window?

no not like a drainpipe drainpipe...like a bf drainpipe

well, give it time, i really can't get how you haven't found someone yet

ah right lmao i thought u meant actual drainpipe

haha i know where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

He's probably waiting

i'm not down about it...it's just a general statement haha

fair enough, tell you waht though, you could make yourself a (snow)man

yeh but then they melt away and leave a mess...

haha

well making a mess is accurate to a real man, well most men, there are a few notable exceptions

keep him in your freezer

i want someone organised though because then they can organise me cause i'm such a mess myself haha

not too organised though otherwise it would be like receiving orders, maybe you should get with a soldier

no because i couldn't do the whole going off to war for a million minutes thing

ex soldier?

why soldier? do they have to be organised?

soldiers get told what to do not the otherway around

ah, touche

ah ha!

when i say organised i mean like...knows when things are, keep track of anniversaries, makes plans for dates etc...otherwise we'd never go

anywhere cause i'm shocking

aha

never do you hear of the wife forgetting the anniversary, us men get a bad press

oh god i definately would i'd be terrible at it

certainly different, though I wouldn't brag about it as your best feature

oh god i'm not sure i have best features...i'm irresponsible, forgetful, late..all the time, immature, clumsy, dopey, stubborn, messy

can't cook, don't understand washing machines, not at all concientious or tuned into people's feelings

but life is so much more fun

funny, smart, pretty,

oh yeah and have no motivation, am easily distracted and have a short attention span

aww thanks sian

Everyone has a best feature, people usually don't know what their own is, but others see it, and those things you pointed out can be good

because in a way it shows someone is needed and has a purpose to help you an help themselves which should keep you together

that's all anyone wants, to feel wanted and needed

awww aren't you all lovely..want to morph like the powerrangers and make a super boyfriend for me?

we could do that, but he's probably already out there, what you need is a boyfriend equivilant of a dog whistle

All those things you've listed are what makes you Chloe Taylor, we all love you, it wouldn't be difficult for someone to love you more

aww jonny you are so sweet it's untrue...i'm not saying those qualities are bad though i'm just saying i'm hard work and hard to keep up

with haha

i agree with jonny

haha 'nuff said.

Thrill of the chase my dear, just serves to make things more exciting

hahaha

You'll see

though with all this talk of drainpipes, you haven't said if you have a potential target

no no not at all actually...

i have a sweetiepie but not sure he's drainpipe material yet...need to figure him out a little more first

if not he will be a best friend i reckon

Ah, well at least your getting some form of male attention to bad there are no clear targets, still you never know what might come along

haha i'm not looking, if it's meant to happen it will...although that hasn't worked for the last 19 years

I know what you mean, there's no point seeking them out, this things just happen, but hey, that plan worked for me

aww

time will tell, it always does

Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

waheyyy