i brought you a cheesecake factory doggie bag

umm... crappy taco bell or jack in the box?

thanks www.plurk.com/user/robot...

oops!

thanks brilliantjeni

what did ya get for snackings?

i got a pastrami sandwich and heres a shocker...more beer.

Get out of my head!!

Get out of mine!

what?

is that an invite to eat pastrami?

none for you. i thought you wanted to fight.

I don't fight. I'm a lover, not a fighter...

besides, I would totally kick your ass.

I would let you.

oh please... I would know if you were, and steal your meat anyway

you don't play nice at all.

I would feel bad beating you up. What are you like 5'4" and 150 pounds? I'd just take your pastrami and give you the finger.

where the hell did you get that description of me?

oh that's not accurate? My fantasy is shattered I've been dreaming of beating you up for a while now.

sorry. that is not accurate. i'm 4'8" and 125 lbs.

awesome! No wonder you wear boots with tall heels

that was a secret. i'm not telling you anything ever again.

oh was it? I thought you were publicaly displaying those things.

now you have some emaciated white guy drinking

what?

your avatar

i'm sure it's a self portrait. i'd like to know why the pastrami and llamas are missing.

oh right. you no like?

indifferent. The painting is nice.

indifferent.

at first I thought it was a guy eating a hotdog or a bottle of ketchup

I'm changing it.

my dinner was good, thanks for asking

what did you eat sannakji?

yes, please tell us.

I'm already bored.

with what?

San's dinner, plurk, life? I don't know now

all those things are pretty boring. try getting some sleep.

some kind of stew thing

I should, but I think I'm going to get a new imp instead

a what?

an imp

what the hell?

i'm supposed to ask you in 10 days or something if you decide to buy the WoW service, subscription, whatever. i'm guessing you won't be.

you have to pay for that?

noooooo!!!!!! no way!

what?

you got beer!!!

of course.

well be a gentleman and give me some!

bwahaha. robot? be a gentleman?

oya. he didn't get laid. you'll have your beer yet, brilliantjeni

i never said i didn't get laid.

well. you've been pretty agreeable all night. i had to assume the worst or are you just fussy a lot b/c you aren't getting any?

shut up.