Cholgosh
is
dying here (with internal laughter). A couple just walked into the store and both, at the same time, decided NOW was a good time to call up
friends and apologize for sleeping through New Year's Eve. WTF, people? You can't make those calls at home? Or somewhere other than a store
where other people really don't need to hear all about your night and how lame you are/feel about falling asleep? Like we can't tell you
really just didn't want to go any of your friends' parties and are now delivering coordinated alibies in the form of apologies? 
