lol......really!

strippers

I've always been better friends with the guys. Girls are to Catty for me most of the time

when my dh thinks he knows more about the woman body than I do.

Err, how about FEMALE instead of woman. I am awake, REALLY

meh ... I lived in Reno and the strippers didn't do much for me. I prefer to use my imagination a bit

Its funny when he seems to think he knows more about my period than I do. he can be a moron sometimes

Glad you think its funny. Cause I dont!

David told me I was pregnant with Sophia. I didn't believe him, but he scared me enough to take a test ... sure as shit.

David is not a typical man, although he has said I should find a gay guy to take me shopping because he's not good @ womens styles

My dh doesnt care what I wear. I can say I am leaving in sweat pants and he's ok with that. He says "you look great"