Jack
says
'twas the Plurk before Christmas and all through the room, not a pixel was moving, except for Miss Voom...
*crawls up on your lap to listen to the story* 
she sat there silent, with a grin on her face, with hands trying to hide a large tin of Mace...
a girls gotta protect herself 
She asked: "Santa Jack, why are you sat here with me, when you should be trying, to climb up my chimney?"
*shares my extra can of mace with Bunny* 
DollyFooFoo
wonders
if i rememberd to open my chimney flue open 