went through 30 seconds of stupidity and gave my car's door a mighty scratch 
parking?
No, worst: passsing through a gate. So humiliating. I'm talking major stupidity here. *sigh*
only 30 seconds to earn stupidity? I can have that beat.
I doubt it! I've been especially "inspired" lately...
but I'm a professional dope!
I'm a good learner. 
I've got a degree in it.