had a turtle once.

No, my kitty!!!

she also had a turtle. well two.

that if Dibs didn't want us to think it was a turtle, maybe a different name is in order

ugh... that's the point!!! it's supposed to b wierd... mainly because turd is short for turtle, but anyway...

your family is weird

Silence! i kill u!

two jews walks into a bar.

r u kiddin me? i'd kill u for a klondike bar!

hellooooo! I am Lindsey Lohannn

we went to see a lady who said she had a stray cat with her that fitted turtle's description, but it turns out it was grey/brown striped

that is sad