like what?

the only difference is the marriage part... But the reception is totally the same (flying chairs, hora, speeches etc) :p

never been to either

we shall change this soon

you have a son?! and he's entering his manhood?! WHAA

MAZEL TOV (to me)

everyone, grab a chair and hoist him several times upward... and dance around a bit

bar mitzvah complete

... congrats?

let's go to that place on thayer and get drunk in celebration!

not spats right.. that place is awful

its not awful!

they've got good nachos! and cheap booze-- what's not to like (aside from the typical riffraff that hangs out there)

the cheap booze... taht taste like rubbing alcohol

or lighter fluid

blahg

both of those will get you drunk... hence, they pass the drunkard test

(glug glug glug)... EXPLODE

nice test haha