BOYS IN AUDIENCE: Are you kidding? We love Twilight! It teaches the next generation of women that, the worse their men treat them, the

more in love they should be.

GIRLS IN AUDIENCE: You're right! Want to buy me another movie ticket? BOYS IN AUDIENCE: Buy your own goddamn ticket you stupid cunt.

WOMEN IN AUDIENCE: (swoon)

lolz...

what? Lol

so LOL