what? you didn't see that in the 5 pages of 6-pt font print?

I didn't see that one either

can't rem the last time I pee'd in private. Not even in public restrooms...

I hear "good job mommy"

applause is always nice

Reagan always yells, "Mommy, did you poo poo too?"

when I was pg I had to poop at the bathroom in Target...my 3 yo announced it to all the other ladies...he was so proud of me