Want to buy a yarn club membership and then get talked shit about by the business owner? There's an app for that!

So what is the L&V app - where it senses that you are talking and then interrupts you in order to talk about itself?

hahahaaa! That works!

Need ideas for crazy-assed drama-filled stories in order to fleece your loyal listeners? There's an app for that!

one from twitter: "then mocks you in private Plurks while her marionette fangirls cheer her on". There's an app for that!

"Have a head full of ideas and a history of no follow-through?" There's an app for that!