"You may be some hot shit on your turf, but you're in my country now, so sit back and enjoy the ride"

"We aint takin no tenderfoot trails"

"Your job is to guide me up into those mountains"

I believe you would be better off roaming plurkistan and replying with crap, calmer-wise

rubbish, I am in my own insular corner of Plurkistan building my baseball ground

if you build it they will come

Everybody else up here acts like they've never seen a black man before. Why should the bear be different?