no.possible.way.

i'm staying online this year

I'm dutch. We don't do black fridays, luckily

i am thinking about it but idk yet I actually need to see the ads to see if its worth it

Fuck. No.

bfads.net/Hot-Deals

It would take wild badgers and crazed weasels attacking me to get me into one.

Well, not in the morning. We tend to go out in the afternoon, after the craziest people have done whatever it is they do.