I thought it was only us *old timers* that lost the remote.

haha. well it's not that i'm fat (i'm not) it's just that i'm VERY absent-minded. hugely. horrifically.

but i do have a bad memory but i think that's due to too much info juggling around in too little brain space

but i retrieved the remote. my side feels better and the remote still works so all is good

OMG that is funny

if the side of your body watched/recorded anything good while you were trying to sleep

dguanlao

There may be some new thoughts imprinted on or about your kidney.

well, FYI peoples, i was on my left side (not sure which the kidney is on) ANNNND, i was wide awake the whole time. i was just engrossed

in something and didn't even really pay attention to the pain, figured i had a little muscle cramp. then i went to shift and there was the

tv remote. it was like, 'Oh. THAT'S what that was." *shrug* i'm a ditz lol y'all have no clue.

the other day i left the water running in the sink til my mom came in and saw it and cut it off. i never realized it was on.

caile

i've even left my car running and gone inside and left it, thinking i had turned it off and had my keys with me. i get a lot of weird looks

Kidneys are on both sides and that must have been some thing you were concentrating one!

my younger son is the same way.

LOL you're right! omg i'm so embarrassed hehe

it's weird. i'll notice a piece of lint on someone's jacket from yards away but not notice a remote control wedged in my damn side

i'm a walking dichotomy

caile and this plurk is just one small reason why!

*laughs* hey, i am secure in my goofiness

besides, i'm book smart. so i can talk quantum physics, just don't ask me to remember stuff like which way to turn the hot water.

that one gets me. it kinda sucks.

and i love you too topsurf

that highly intelligent pleeps often have no common sense.

eaglehawk i refuse to answer that question because i have to study the particular faucet in question first.

i do know that "right means tight" which technically turns stuff off, but it doesn't always work out right for some reason.

i almost blew up my air mattress the other day because i couldn't remember how to cut it off while it was inflating

life's hard *sob*

you just need to hire a personal assistant

i have had some in the past, and i always do so much better when i have one. (i telecommute from home when i'm working). but times have been

too tight for that lately. so i'm muddling about on my own. people wonder how i manage sometimes. (so do i haha)

yes NewYorkJew i can relate. i have a habit of always turning the showerhead away before trying to turn on the water b/c of how often i've

frozen or scalded myself

yes, i do.

flaming ADD.

between my younger son (who also has it) and me, our house is a potential disaster area at any time.

i've set fire to my company's corporate apartment (in my bedroom) and flooded a hotel room once.

and people wonder why i don't cook

that would be an awesome reality show. "Cooking with Caile: Just try and survive dinner!"

that's what my kids have said before, when i HAD to cook, and they ate it. my oldest said, "i need a t-shirt that says i ate mom's cooking..

and lived to tell about it."

i'm dead serious. my whole family teases me. that's why i never have to slave at the stove during major holidays. i always get to bring

the chips and sodas.

aww caile....bless your heart

good thing i have other qualities to make up for it!