another trapo will rise to power.
the government should commit mass suicide
...will be when hell freezes over
we will have free WiFi anywhere, anytime.
people will no longer fear moles.
we'll find another crook in power.
the hard part will begin.
I'll
.
Philippines will become a superpower
Bayani Fernando will get to paint the whole country pink!
following
cocoy's lead... will be the day I get laid. Again.
they will have to change the furniture at Malacanang back to normal size.
there'll be flying hogs and osculating chickens in Manila Zoo.
be happy for a few moments, then back to old self.
magkakaroon ng minimum height requirement ang mga susunod na presidential candidates.
hahanapin nya ang prompter at magapapaayos ng laptop.
it will be the next crook's turn
...nora aunor will play her in a biopic.
...many will try to sue her.
...many will try to sue her.
Noli de Castro will actually be a welcome replacement.
that people will ask Noli to resign after becoming a replacement
...Col. Efren Agila will take over.
things might get harder. But I wouldn't mind it a bit.
she will go back to her former life as a pokemon.
we'll need to find another rag to stuff that rat hole in Malacanang.
she has to leave the country or pay for her crimes.
hotel lobbies will be safe once more.
she'll run for deification, together with Erap, Imelda, & FPJ.
it will always be sunny in Filipinas
she will self exile to save her ass
puti na ang uwak, at matamis na ang asin, at ang araw ay sumisikat na sa gabi... she'll never resign, unless it's the end of her term...
...it's party time
am not a virgin anymore?
magpapatanggal ng nunal lahat ng susunod na magiging presidente sa paniniwalang malas yun.
apathy is the best policy
Yoda (JdV) will strike the returning empire at the back
that things will never be the same again.
greenhouse gas emissions in Malacanang will be reduced to 50% of 1990 levels.
Marcos will come back from the dead and bellow, "Never send a woman to do a Ferdie's job!"
really, she will? Oh, ok.
would love Philippine peace, then, world peace.
I would love Philippine peace, then, world peace.
it's not the end of her career, she still has to appear in a Pokemon movie and Wii game
i will finally go and lose my virjunity
EDSA V na! Or is it EDSA IV? I lost count.
i'll probably believe in "God" again. wahehe
we will have a new President (obviously) and then we will impeach & ask him/her to resign again.Loop 50x.
there will be much rejoicing.
people will be free to post LOLGMAs.
someone else will take over.
people will begin to post grammatically correct additions to the phrase "When GMA resigns."
palagi nang may impatso si Obama.
she'll come back the next day and say she lied.
i'll be very much happy . lolzxs!
When she resigns, holidays will go back to their normal dates.
I'll help haul her ass to court.
the Philippines will be happy only for a while. Then everything will be back to normal.
God bless the Philippines
who knows the PHILIPPINE ALL-STARS. . ?
the country will throw a big party..
she'll just tweet all day
she'll just be replaced by someone as corrupt
... it will be on her last day in office.
a lot of people will stop hatin'
the Philippines will become a better place
the cycle is end...or start again.
First Gentleman Mike Arroyo will file a divorce.