my son is laughing at my screaming like a girl

rude rude rude son! **shivers**

he likes it when I'm dramatic. LOL I think because HE is such a drama queen himself. lol

lol

he asked if I kissed the spider on the mouth (????)

I said no.

he then asked if i kissed it's butt

i have an odd child.

**giggles**

so cute!

knows what you mean—and has complete sympathy—but the idea of an “ass spider” makes me giggle

this damned thing is HUGE. Huger than any spider needs or should be. Fucker needs to die.

But I'm not getting off this couch to do it. I HATE insects and scream like a girl whenever one is in my proximity

it amuses my husband (and son) to no end

not fond either