*takes out checklist* ...do you like garlic?

...who's asking? *shifty eyes*

Oh, no one, just a survey, ma'am. *adjusts glasses*

WELL I DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT. Damn pansy-ass vampire wannabes, they are.

LOL

"let's frolic!"

lol

oh god. i once read a comic like this once.

Hee, yes. I know which one you speak of. it is a thing of beauty

head trip=love.

My little vampire