Is it sweeter?

Or less sweet...

More sweet. Just slithers across your taste buds leaving little happy bombs... Sometimes you can get cane sugar Coca-Cola from Mexico, too

Well, maybe not MORE sweet but definitely BETTER sweet. If that makes any sense.

grins at the idea of slithering root beer...

cane was the bad guy in Robocop 2.

Josh! You leave my root beer alone!

it sounds delicious

OK, you're forgiven

she's way too easy to let Josh off the hook like that