what he's down with.

Matt?! Since when did you call me dumbass? ...

laughs. "No you're not...you're Matt."

him an amused look. "Alfred doesn't bite his lip like that. Plus, you can clearly tell who's who. Alfred is...naturally louder than you."

I think I can tell my two best friends apart.

You're cute, Matt.

It's kind of really obvious...

You need to stuff your face with hamburgers 24/7 and be as loud as possible and say the stupidest things and think you're a fucking hero.

Well then...try harder! You can do it, asshole!

I'M A HERO

Exactly.

Of course! I already know who you really are so...It's all good.

Ah...I'm fine I guess.

How are you?

Really!?!?

How did that go?

REALLY!?!!? WAY TO GO!

Congrats, Matt!!!!!

I'm happy for you! How did he propose?

...Was it during sex?

Then what happened?

Aww that's nice! I'm happy for you, Matt.

I'm glad that my advice was kind of helpful...

Well I'm glad to have helped, Matt.

I hope I'm invited to your wedding~

Our honeymoon went well...

But our relationship now? Ummm...