death by pigeon sounds most ominous

I don't really mind when they're outside the barred window-but the fire escape one has no screen. What would I do if a pigeon flew in here?

scream like a little girl? Oh wait, thats what I would do.

wonders if they are vampire pigeons.

Oh screaming would def be part of the equation. But how do you trap a pigeon? Do you shoo it? What if it hid somewhere? So many questions!

get a ccat

pigeon is good eats i hear..BB Gun!!

Nikki unfortunately very allergic to cats and tmbrwlf methinks nyc pigeons would be too tough to eat ;p

khook you are probably right!!! Retracted!!

supposedly wood pigeon is good - not your "ornery" pigeon.