Join teh club

oh...sadness...

no not sad...happy

if you say so.

no really...kinda...now i have another guy stalking me...

eww gross

creepy assholes and all that

yeah, considering he has been engaged like 2 times, his second just broke it off a few days ago and he is already bugging me to go on a date

eww even grosser

say that you fucked someone else and want that person

huh?

say that you fucked someone and now are emotionally attached to that person

oh okay

ha ha ha ha works everytime

whatever