Me: What's the new maid's name so I won't keep calling her "Excuse me"?

nice one! ang cute nmn ng convo nyU! ahahhaha
I know right?
Shame...di nya kilala si Ellen DeGeneres!
Ellen!! my favorite DANCER!!
Xxhrsweetie: maybe Oprah. ahahaha i rrmber b4 my bro's used to tease na fave ko daw si Oprah. tpos asar nmn ako. di ko alam kung bkit. ahah
hahahah.. so favorite mo nga si Oprah?
I think I know why! Because her skin tone reminds you of Bry's?
Xxhrsweetie: AHAHAH! di ko p kilala si bry nun eh highschool pa un
JC: May connection na daw kayo nun. On a not Physical level
MERYL: Onga noh! She's a good dancer!
Xxhrsweetie: HHAHAHAHHA! EW at your reply to JC.. and HAHA! DBA??
AHAHAH! mERYL! ur so bastos minded naH! naku naKU! daig mo pa ako

OHMYGAWD!
Buti nalang di ko linagay "Ngayun physical na"
'cause i was going to put that sana

I'm sorry!!! Madumi utak nyo eh!
Jaysiieee: HAHAHAHAH!!! ME??? LOOK AT CHAR!!!

!!
*just passing by*
uhhh.....TSAR-MIN and MELIL
Okay, gumagana filter mo.
Just testing
I KNOW RYT! it's not fun when the filter is working. hmpf!
aarod: WHATEVER RODNEY!! you're as gulay as we are!! ahahahhahahah!
aahhhhhh
aarod: gweeeeeeen........ hahahah..
hahahahhaha! tsktsktsk.. hahahahah!
Gulay?? What? What does a vegetable have to do with all this?
no i repuse.. i repuse... i repuse...
Or is gulay a bastos term that i dont know about
okei not getting anything at all naaaaaah...
'cause like i was chatting with Malco and he was like "stah?" and i was like "Oooh, is that Swedish for hi?"
HWO IS GULAY BASTOS??!! PANU SYA NGING BASTOS??!

its gwweeennn
aarod: WAHHH!!! PLAYING INNOCENT!!!!!

!!!
Jaysiieee: dude??? what did you do to the real JC?!?!?!?!?!
MERYL: i know right? Tas he said "Kala ko ba marunong ka mag-Tagalog" and nainsulto pa ako!
I was like marunong naman ahh!!!
aarod: EXACTLY! hahahah! why don't you guys get it?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OKEI OKEI GETZ! sorry! dmi kcing pinaguuspn mga dudes! ahahahaha
But that was only because before that I asked him what "bayaw" meant.
labbbooooo......
Xxhrsweetie: AHHAHA! odbaaaaaaaaa.. i had to stare at the word muna before it hit me what you meant by "bayaw"! hahahah!
i mean s sobrang daming pinaguusapan....
onga eh! hahaha!my jaw hurts na! hahaha!
onga pla bayaw refer to male or female in-law??
(a good example would be rodney's question! hahahaha!) dba sama lang? male and female?
Malco said Brother-in-Law! HA! I know Tagalog! *swells with pride*
hala namamaga c char... call uh.... the ambulance..

!!
Aaaaand it was taken literally...Bongga! Walang clapping smiley!
meron!! >>>

yeah! hahahha!
oh.. wow.. malapit na sana maging 100 replies tong plurk na to oh..
Di ba? Umm...like 15 more?
I should spam myself! Wonder what that would be like!

uhm.. i don't know.. i don't do that. really! i don't!!
I didn't say anything...so you do it noh? NOH?
If you replied to what I said, magiging 94.

!!!!
see.. that's 94 right there!
four minus one more and we've got it!!

99!!
DING-DING-DING!!!

!!!
104!!!
yeah. this we did before.. hahahha.. XD

110! hahahahaha.. do we keep on counting?? ahahhaha
im gonna use nikki's line "papipigil naman kayo. ahahha"
114 na eh.. i don't know din.. it's kinda addictive..
ay.. hindi pla.. hahahahha
Yeah, it is, isn't it? 116.
AYY mali pla counting
120!

stop na tayo..?
Okay, there! done! 121!

126 na eh..
Can't resist! Sorry
huh? 127 na sakin........ O_O....... confusing...... anyways.. yeah. we're done..
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

!!!!!!!
HALA! 133...tas naging 129!
140 na......and yeah.. DOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whooooo!!!