...To have sex with Roderich in?

Hadn't really thought about it.

It could be fun. I'd do it.

goes back to filling up the pool while laughing.

What?!

W-WHAT THE FUCK!? I SAID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!!

struggles as he's being dragged away. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH SEX!?"

looking at his awesome inflatable pool with pride. "Found it."

him a look. "Yeah, obviously."

Me either, but it's pretty awesome. You'd be surprised at what you can find if you look around... Want to see what else I found?

smirks and turns around to dig through a bag full of stuff, pulling out a water gun. "Ta-da!"

already filling it up. Oh yes. "Isn't it? You were complaining about the heat, so I thought... What can I do about it? And then..."

quickly turns to shoot at Roderich with a blast of water.

still grinning like an idiot. "But it works."

starts walking toward Roderich. "I think the problem here is your repressed sense of humor and *fun*."

surprised by the attack and backs away a little as he's hit by the water, but just ends up smirking. "Told you so. It can get even

better though." He moves in to pick up Roderich, throwing him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and heads back toward the

inflatable pool, dumping him into it.

tries to shield himself from the attack with his arms, but it's not very effective since he can't stop laughing. "This is war!"

jumps into the pool to tackle Roderich before he has another chance to shoot.

tries to regain control over the water gun. "You better improvise some tactics then!"

uses the Ancient Prussian Tickling Tactic.

takes the chance to grab the gun and aims it point-blank range at Roderich's face. "Got you."

chuckles and reaches to take off Roderich's glasses. "Are you sure about that? We could make a deal."

smirks. "Of course, I'm the one holding you captive here so it has to be a good deal for me... But you know what? I'll be nice and give you

a chance to make an offer."

that is a very tempting offer. "Hm... I was already planning on doing the first part, so what else have you got?"

considers it for a moment. "How many of those cakes are we talking about?"

lowers the gun. "Alright, we have a deal."

Both are tempting options.

smirks and kisses Roderich's lips lightly. "You're the one holding me down now."

kisses back as he slides a hand up Roderich's torso.

suddenly breaks the kiss, trying not to laugh.

snickers. "You made me remember what Lovino was saying."

terribly amused by this."You're pretty cute when you blush like that."He pinches Roderich's cheek."Don't tell me it didn't cross your mind."

tugs at his cheek a bit. "You know, there's something I'm really curious about. I mean, you were married, even if it was to Elizaveta and

she's... well, Elizaveta." He lets go of Roderich's cheek, giving it a couple of little pats. "Are you a virgin?"

smirks, pretty amused by this. "So that means I get to be the first, huh?"

expecting a blushing reaction so this takes him by surprise. Still, he doesn't look away. "Of course I am."