yeah where has she been?

to know what HE's been getting up to.

oops was thinking Captain Plurk, not Captain Jack, you're right though where is the Face of Bose?

maybe the torchwood hub is having trouble getting on the net

since tosh died

but IantoJones is having no trouble connecting...

that or the rift opened up and swallowed Captain Jack for a while

can jack get the net on his vortex manipulator

maybe the rift is causing jack to access the net but in the far future

Or maybe he just doesn't care. MarthaJones, IantoJones and RoseTyler have all kept in contact.

he *really should* join. After all, one of his little loves, TheDoctor, is here.

Jack is having some problem with the internet. He's good at a lot of things (trust me!) but not that.

Jack should attend one of those web-teaching seminars.

Maybe Captain Jack can transform his teleporter that the Doctor zapped into a mobile web device so he can plurk?