櫃檯小姐：“Hello.” 美國人：“Hi.” 櫃檯小姐：“You have what thing？” 美國人：“Can you speak English？” 櫃檯小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what？”

美國人：“Can anybody else speak English？”

櫃檯小姐：“You yourself look.all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait，you not wait，you go！”

美國人：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English？” 櫃檯小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little，you on earth have what thing?”

美國人：“I want to speak to your head.” 櫃檯小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” 美國人吐血而亡…… .

有趣

Sex_tang: 喜歡就好~

you on earth have what thing?”=>這句Totally看不懂...是我英文不好?

......哈哈哈哈哈

誰可以告訴我...那句說啥?

lovelykaya: 妳到底有什麼事<==應該是這樣

暈~~~on earth是"到底"????? 我果然英文不太好

這是中式英文？

很有個性的櫃檯小姐...