where i come from?

who am i?

awwww angie you are sugar and spice and everything nice.

but in the previous episode of my soap i discovered DISTURBING revelations about my past...

listen my lovely daughter, i'm gonna find out really, trust me, your my kid, i was just a lil drunk, so sorry

i wanna know who is the bastard that ingravidated you when you were drunk mom! and then left us! i'm gonna discover who you are and im gonna

KILL YOU!

or maybe we can have a barbecue all togheter! (veggie one)

go baby girl, momma is proud

(in his best Darth Vadar voice) "Angie .... I ... am your father"

sings WHO's YOUR DADDY !!

OMG!!!! found HIM!!!! , my daddy!!!!!

yay, hey lover, i must say, what i can remember you were the f*ck of my life <3

O M *F* G

gets a little sick. HAHAHA

LOL

we made a good looking girl though